Healthy "Schmarbucks" Oat Bars

Roasted Chickpeas

(Nut & Peanut-Free) Seedy Business Treat Squares

Starry Night High Protein Balls

Power Balls Two Ways

Healthy "Schmarbucks" Oat Bars


I tweaked this recipe until it was the crumb I wanted, the taste I wanted, and it was easier on my tummy the way I wanted (not to mention way healthier than the corn syrup, sugar and butter laden original version).

Quinoa flakes have lower amounts of fructans cup per cup compared with oats. You can find them in a good bulk foods section.

Fructans can cause issues for those who tend to bloat easily (like those with IBS). These fermentable suckers are also found in garlic & onions, just to name a few foods. Glorious, right?

So, by cutting the oats down in this recipe and replacing a third with quinoa flakes, I can make room for the small amounts of dried fruit in the recipe (which also may contain gas-causing fructans) and just feel less bloated over all after eating one (or two) squares. Winning.

Just don't replace the entire thing with quinoa flakes. I tested a version that was 100% quinoa flakes, and found the end product had a faint yet detectable bitter edge.

I told you I was tweaking like a man woman!

So here, you gorgeous it is. Whew.


- 2 C Rolled Oats

- 1 C Quinoa Flakes

- 1/4 C Coconut Oil

- 3/4 C Nut/Seed Butter of Choice (I used Peanut Butter)

- 1/2 C Maple Syrup

- 1/4 C Milk of Choice

- 1/4 tsp Salt

- 1/2 tsp Cinnamon

- 1 tsp Vanilla Extract

- 1/2 C Hemp Hearts (or Chia, or mixture of both)

Optional but HIGHLY recommended:

- 1/2 C Seeds and/or Dried Fruit (I used Pumpkin Seeds and Dried Blueberries)


- Preheat oven to 325 F & line 6 x 11" or 9" x 9" pan

- In a food processor with the regular blade, add oats and grind until a rough oat flour is made.

- In a medium-large microwave safe bowl, melt coconut oil. About 30s to 1 min will do.

- Add maple syrup, milk, peanut butter, vanilla, and salt & stir until smooth.

- Stir all remaining ingredients together and press into the pan.

- Bake 15 to 20 minutes or until the centre no longer looks wet.

- Slice into 8 to 16 bars after cooled.


Enjoy snacking on these delish morsels with coffee or tea.

As always, thanks for the love.


- Jess

Roasted Chickpeas

I won't say the word until after Remembrance Day, but it rhymes with "Shristmas"...

So, with "Shristmas" season approaching, I'm sensing anxiety for those of you who may struggle with mindful/intuitive eating...

You know, when we basically don't see a vegetable for weeks, then feel like we need to go off the deep end with restrictive & ultimately unsustainable New Year's resolutions. Sound familiar?

Well, I'm here for you.

Let's start with dialing-up the FIBRE and PROTEIN, and dialing-down the saturated fat & refined starch at the snack table, shall we? These are also great to pack in lunches or to top a salad with!

Tip: Double this recipe, and use two baking sheets to roast chickpeas, if you want a bigger batch. Just note they are best eaten the day they are made, and will lose their crispiness quickly!

EDITED NOV. 10, 2019:


I found the end product was EXTRA CRISPY when I baked them again the next day at 350F for 10-15 mins. Again watch them so they don't burn as oven time & temp varies!


- 1 Can Chickpeas, rinsed & drained. Dry well between two tea towels*

- 1-2 Tbsp Garlic-Infused Olive or Avocado Oil**

- 1/2 tsp each: Dried Dill, Salt, Smoked Paprika, Brown sugar (Garlic powder & Onion powder if you can digest fructans ok. Some people with IBS cannot).

- Black pepper to taste


*Drying chickpeas helps crisp the outside better. You can also remove the husks, but I didn’t find too crazy of a crispiness improvement when I did this additional, and frankly annoying, step!

**If you suffer from IBS, using an infused oil leaves out the stomach upsetting "fructans" that garlic & onion contain). Speaking of IBS, those who are intolerant to Oligos: Keep serving size to 1/4 cup, or pop an enzyme with alpha-Galactosidase.


- Preheat oven to 400F.

- Line baking sheet(s) with parchment paper or silicon baking sheet.

- In bowl, combine all ingredients & stir to combine.

- Pour mixture onto baking sheet & spread out evenly.

- Bake for 35-40 minutes (stir halfway through) or until golden brown & crispy. Watch them CAREFULLY near the end so they don't burn!

- Baking time will VARY depending on oven and how DRY you got your chickies.

- Let cool completely before storing in an airtight container.

- Optional: Serve with equal parts roasted peanuts & cereal O's. Um, HELLO healthy PARTY MIX!

Note: Best enjoyed immediately! Mix will go soft overnight! Do not pre-combine until ready to enjoy.


As always, thanks for the love.


(Nut & Peanut-Free) Seedy Business Treat Squares


Why? I was DYING to experiment with my new seed butters PLUS I love a cereal treat.

Yes it contains marshmallows, and yes, I'm aware of the sugar content.

This is "Jess Nourishes", NOT "Jess Restricts", and allowing oneself a delectable morsel occasionally is absolutely healthy.

Anyhow, with peanuts banned at many schools, I wanted to give you guys a packable LUNCHBOX treat, healthier than the traditional rice cereal treat (thanks to fibre, protein & healthy fats from pumpkin seed butter, tahini, chia seeds & hemp seeds)!

Note: DOUBLE THIS RECIPE if you are looking for a batch larger than a small loaf pan!

Just DOUBLE the recipe anyhow, because its that freaking good.


- 2 Cups Marshmallows of choice

- 2 Cups Cereal of choice (I used plain O’s)

- 2 Tbsp Butter, Coconut Oil, or fat of choice.

- 1/3 Cup Tahini

- 1/3 Cup Pumpkin Seed Butter

- 1/4 Cup (total) Chia & Hemp Seeds

- Dash of Salt (if your seed butters aren’t salted)

- Optional: Sesame seeds for garnish


- Line loaf pan with parchment or spray/grease sides.

- In large pot over medium heat, melt butter or coco oil.

- Once melted, add marshmallows and stir until melted & combined.

- Add seed butters & stir to combine.

- Add cereal & all seeds/nuts of choice.

- Use that muscle & stir until comes together in 1 lump.

- Use an oiled spatula to scrape mixture out of pot & into parchment lined pan. Press mixture down until even.

- Sprinkle with seeds of choice for garnish.

- Try your best to wait patiently while mixture cools completely (you can pop it in the fridge or freezer for a few minutes) before slicing into squares or rectangles.

- Devour that homemade treat, you wily minxes 🐱 (Is that plural for "minx"? Whatever, I'm rolling wih it).


As always, thanks for the love.


Starry Night High Protein Balls

With so many of you gorgeous humans requesting high protein, on the go, or post-workout snacks, I invented this gem that you may add to your snack prep repertoire.

Don’t let the cute name fool you...These balls mean business: Protein business.


In a medium bowl, use elbow grease to combine:

  • 1/2 cup old fashioned rolled oats (14g protein)
  • 1/2 cup nut butter of choice (make sure it’s runny, or mixing will be impossible. I chose peanut butter, 30g protein)
  • 2 scoops protein powder (I used collagen peptides- 14 protein in 17g. You could also use whey, leucine, or your protein powder of choice).
  • 1/4 c chocolate chips (1g protein)
  • 1/4 cup maple syrup
  • 1/4 cup cocoa powder (4g protein)
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1/4 tsp salt
  • 1/2 tsp cinnamon
  • Optional: 1 1/4 Tbsp African sourced Moringa Leaf powder (2g protein plus 120% Daily Value of Iron. Yep, you read that right). Or green powder of your choice.

Protein totals 67g in just a dozen 1.5” balls (just shy of 6g protein per ball. About the equivalent of an egg but also LOADED with antioxidants, fibre, healthy fats, and minerals like IRON)!


As always, thanks for the love!


Power Balls Two Ways


✨ 1 cup Peanut Butter

✨ 1 cup Old Fashioned Rolled Oats (certified GF if you’re celiac)

✨ 1/8 cup Maple Syrup

✨ 3 tablespoons Hemp seeds

✨ 2 tablespoons plain Whey Protein Isolate Powder or plain Collagen Powder

✨ 2 tablespoons Dark or Semisweet Chocolate Chips

✨ Cinnamon, dash

✨ Vanilla, dash

✨ Salt, dash, if your peanut butter is unsalted! My Pb was salted so I didn’t need any.


For the 2nd way, minus the Chocolate Chips and add 2 heaped tsp of Cocoa Powder!


💪🏽 Add everything in a large bowl.

💪🏽 Mix well (requires some muscle).

💪🏽 Add more oats if mixture is too wet, and more nut butter if you can’t form balls without it crumbling.

💪🏽 Roll into 1-1.5 inch balls on a parchment lined baking sheet, chill in freezer for an hour, pack in airtight container for POPPING THOSE BALLS IN conveniently, as needed. Oh the joy...

✨ IBS/LOW FODMAP PEEPS: Avoid large amounts in one sitting (start with one or two and monitor for symptoms), and avoid balls sweetened with dates if you’re sensitive to fructans! Also, avoid using honey instead of maple syrup if you are sensitive to fructose!


Enjoy your balls!